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| Bronze Lawyer |
| A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store inChinatown.He notices a small bronze statue of a rat.He asks the owner "how much", and the owner replies "$50 for the bronze
rat, and $1000 for the story behind it".The guy says, "forget the story", and buys the rat.As he's walking down the street he notices two live rats following him.As he continues to walk, more rats start following him.
He starts to get a little concerned, and heads for the waterfront. Bythe time he gets there there are thousands and thousands of rats following him.He walks up to the end of the pier and throws the bronze rat into the
bay, and the rats all follow and leap off of the pier and drown.The guy rushes back to the store and walks in. The owner says, "Ah!, soyour back for the story".The guys says, "no, I was wondering if you have any bronze lawyers?"
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| Jokes Archive |
| • Lawyer and the Bear |
| • Make it a Scotch |
| • THE DUCK AND THE LAWYER |
| • Bronze Lawyer |
| • Three Questions for $50.00 |
| • Sidewalks! |
| • The law of equality! |
| • False Analogy |
| • Hostile witness! |
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